I would want to grow a mean moustache. It really says something about someone when you have a legitimate moustache hanging out on your upper lip, like "look how fully developed and groomed I am" or "shhh....this moustache is hiding my real age" or what always comes to my mind "wow wow, look I can grow an even block of hairs on my face, no patchiness here".
As a girl, I envy it. I envy the fact that men can grow hair on their faces and be proud. I grow hair on my legs and TRY to be proud but then there's that whole thing called society that rains on my parade of having body hair to be in awe of.
I know you feel the same way, moustaches are just too awesome to not notice and how I wish my gender could produce them.