Here is the entire South Residence description as per the university's website:
"Guelph's South Residence is the largest residence complex in Canada! The three main buildings (or Halls), Maritime, Prairie, and Mountain, are shaped like inverted "F's", with each having four wings, whose names are thematic, based on geographic regions of Canada."
And now this is where it gets complicated. These halls (Maritime, Prairie and Mountain) each then have 4 wings by individual names. Those wings are then further classified into towers (3 towers for every wing). And then you have the usual floor and then number. AH!
A speaker at an alumni event in London said that on move in day it is a good idea to give your parents a name tag with the exact location of your room because they are bound to get lost. Well no kidding! And if that's the case I'm going to need at LEAST two name tags: Maritime Cove 2 Room 264
For the grand finale here is my mailing address! Please, I beg mail me something. Two words, a story, no words? Anything!
PO Box # 019264
50 Stone Road East
University of Guelph
I know some of you will now be thinking, oh no what has she done, someone is going to find her and do unthinkable things. But in all reality they can't even get into the building and who in their right mind is willing to walk all the way up to the sixth floor in a maze of numbers, towers, wings, halls and so on, using only the stairs?